Student 2: Bullying makes me cry and not tears of joy.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Japan
So in Social Studies today, we discussed the earthquake in Japan and tsunami in California.
Student: Well the people that lost their homes can come live in me.
Student 2: Can we go over to Japan and build them houses?
Student 3: Yeah, why can't we just send workers from Memphis to go help them? I bet they might do it for free?
Student: Wait, the tsunami hit California? Is your brother's house okay?
Student 2: Does he need to come live with me?
Me: He is fine, the tsunami didn't hit the town he lives in.
Student 3: What is his house made of?
Student 4: How does water knock down a house?
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Post Spring Break Tan
Student: Ms. Major, you're almost my color!
Student: You look like Miley Stuart (Miley Cyrus)
Me: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Student Ms. Major, can we be sisters? I don't care what color you are.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Cappacinos
In math today, one assignment was to draw the time you like to do something then write a sentence about it.
My favorite one: At 6:00 a.m. I like to dreank capacheanos (drink cappuccinos).
Favorite spelling that came out of our writing prompt today: myouzick (music).
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Delightful, its Justin Boober!
Me: A new vocabulary word is delightful, can anyone use it in a sentence?
Student: Delightful, I'm drinking at cup of tea.
Student: My mom says if I get murdered I can't come to school anymore.
In math I was trying to make a word problem more interesting by using the Justin Beiber movie in it.... I accidently said:
Me: So I went to the Justin Boober movie at 2:00.
Class, myself included: Erupts in laughter.
Student: Look Ms. Major is crying!
It was just such a funny slip I couldn't maintain my composure.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Valentine's Day
Student: Ms. Major is Justin Beiber your Valentine?
Student: Cologne!
Student: Ms. Major you look like a mom.
Student 2: No, Ms. Major you look like a teenager.
Reading a story about a boy who is happy....
Me: How do you think the boy felt?
Student: He was probably crying, tears of joy!
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Laughing out loud in class
Student 1: Ms. major, if you wash your hair everyday, why doesn't it get nappy?
The Animal: Ms. Major, I was watching Criminal Minds last night ... (continues to recap entire episode)
Our P.E. coach has also been fired, so for the past week I have been being Coach Major... nothing makes me laugh more then watching the little 6 & 7 year old boys run laps around the basketball court.
Student: Coach Major, why are you laughing so much at us today?
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