When I grow up...

While playing with my students...

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Male Student: A hair dresser

Student then proceeds to pretend curl my hair with his marker.

Tickle Monster

While playing on the playground:

Female Student: There is a monster chasing me!

Me: What are going to do about it?

Female Student: Well I'd kill it but I don't have a gun.

Talking about favorite foods, Student: Ms. Major, do you eat ghosts?

Ms. Major, Ms. Major

Teaching a lesson on Capital T.

Student comes up, with urgency and says: Ms. Major, Ms. Major, I have a mohawk.

This student has a shaved head.

Leaving class today:

Student: Ms. Major, Ms. Major, I love you!

Store

I asked my students what things they buy when they go to the store:

Student 1: Cupcakes

Student 2: Beer

Whats in a blog...

I have created this blog to share my student's (pre-k, 3 year olds) quotes that make me smile. I am already in to my second week of teaching here in Atlanta and am so far behind on telling you the hilarious things that they say. Here are some of my favorites....

After coming in from recess, sweat glistening off of one students head, he says: "Ms. Major can i get a paper towel, my head's a cooker!"

Student: Ms. Major how old are you?

Me: How old do I look?

Student: 8!

In science class, I showed this picture and asked a student what it was a picture of.

Student: Cereal!