MLK

Me: What do you know about Martin Luther King, Jr?

Student: He was shot.

Student 2: He was shot by Harriet Tubman.

If you don't recall who Harriet Tubman is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Tubman

My special education student bit another student today. When I sent him to the "Take a Break Lake" I asked him to draw what he did and why it was wrong. This is his drawing:

Me: What were you doing that was wrong?

Student (Pointing to top picture): Biting other student.

Me: Why is this wrong.

Student (Pointing to the bottom picture): Because he will die.

Booty

The most punk-ass kid of my class comes out of the bathroom crying and says:

My booty burns.

Student 1: I have rocawear jeans.

Student 2: Where did you buy them Walmart or Kroger?

Student 1: I don't know, I got them for my birthday.

Write your own sentence

Students were asked to write their own sentences if they finished their work early... these are some of the gems I received from the students who can actually write...

I am pretty and my mom?

The lamp is fix and my bad is fix.

At Recess

Student: I don't have any friends. The grass is my only friend.

My shoe did it.

Me: Student, did you just kick that boy?

Student: No, my shoe did.

Me: Why did your shoe kick that boy?

Student: It was tired.

TGIF

I have never looked forward to the weekend like I have these past few weeks.

Apparently, my students love the weekend as much as I do.

Student: Thank the baby Jesus that its a three day weekend!

In other funny happenings:

Male Student: I don't like that hat because there is no pink on it.

Same Male Student: You look like Kim Kardashian.