Japan

So in Social Studies today, we discussed the earthquake in Japan and tsunami in California.

Student: Well the people that lost their homes can come live in me.

Student 2: Can we go over to Japan and build them houses?

Student 3: Yeah, why can't we just send workers from Memphis to go help them? I bet they might do it for free?

Student: Wait, the tsunami hit California? Is your brother's house okay?

Student 2: Does he need to come live with me?

Me: He is fine, the tsunami didn't hit the town he lives in.

Student 3: What is his house made of?

Student 4: How does water knock down a house?

Post Spring Break Tan

Student: Ms. Major, you're almost my color!

Student: You look like Miley Stuart (Miley Cyrus)

Me: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Student Ms. Major, can we be sisters? I don't care what color you are.