Laughing out loud in class

Student 1: Ms. major, if you wash your hair everyday, why doesn't it get nappy?

The Animal: Ms. Major, I was watching Criminal Minds last night ... (continues to recap entire episode)

Our P.E. coach has also been fired, so for the past week I have been being Coach Major... nothing makes me laugh more then watching the little 6 & 7 year old boys run laps around the basketball court.

Student: Coach Major, why are you laughing so much at us today?