Student: He dances just like Michael Jackson.
Me: Elvis was before Michael Jackson's time.
Student: Wow, Michael Jackson learned to dance from Elvis, thats cool.
Later in the day...
Student 2: Can we listen to some Elvis?
Different part of the day:
Student: My dad got out of jail today, but he was really stinky from the jail clothes.
Me: mhmm.
Student: But thats what you get for selling dope.
Me: mhmm.
i love this one. at least we know that one reason he wont smell dope is that he will smell afterward!
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